超搞笑的英語翻譯/中式翻譯說說

1.You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers！together up！ 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

2.One day is your teacher, day day is your father.一日為師終身為父。

3.Make my heart peng peng peng.怦然心動

4.One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car died! (關(guān)于一場車禍的描述)

5.No care three seven two ten one. 不管三七二十一

6.play a big knife before Guan Gong 關(guān)公面前耍大刀

7.We two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿！

8.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條

9.Know is know ，no know is no know，is know 也. 知之為知之，不知為不知，是知也

10.World sing how learn 我的心好冷

11.Husband and wife lung slice.夫妻肺片

12.Chinese dream flying nine days.中國夢飛九天

13.Dangqi dream , I have the power.蕩起夢想，我有力量

14.As far as you go to die.有多遠，死多遠！

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15.Hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home! 有事起奏，無事退朝